A little 6 year old boy with the most astounding blue eyes, quite well dressed, appears at our table and starts demanding money. Cheeky little fucker; I keep saying no and he shouts YES, with a grin, and soon, increasing aggression.
Impressive negotiation skills.
In the end, he gives me the finger with both hands, makes an ‘urnh!’ sound, and walks away. He is the coolest person I’ve ever met.
He also used the wrong fingers.